things are going a little better than they were the other day. i've been spending time with my close friends and catching up with some people i haven't talked to in years, which is always fun. i think part of the reason i was so down is because i've been drinking so much. yea...i know...bad idea right? i dunno, hopefully i start to slow down soon, but i'm not making any promises.
funny drinking story from the bar the other night:
so after we leave the bar, my one friend makes us go to this grocery store every time we're around there because she stalks her ex. well we have to go with her cause shes the one that drives and if we dont go she probably wouldnt take us to taco bell on the way home. so anyways...we get to this store and i throw the door open and start throwing up in the parking lot...oh and look at that...there's randomly like 10 chinese people standing right by the car staring at me like i'm a drunk asshole (which i am). so then after my friends stop cracking up at me, we go in the store...and i'm feeling GOOD. like i'm prancing around the store like a child in a candy store or something. apparently i was really fascinated by the employees and kept asking about them, but i dunno if my friends just made that part up or not. whatever..so anyway...you know how its super late at night and some stores will block off aisles so that they can wax them or whatever? yea, well this store had an aisle blocked off and that's where the pretzels were. so i just walk over and move this big fucking barricade and go down the aisle to find the pretzels. my friends are screaming at me like dude you cant be down there! and i just keep yelling back i know but i just need the pretzels and then i'll get out! i dunno...pretty funny, maybe you had to be there. but wait...here's the best part...
we're in line and there's these 2 dudes in front of us are holding a bunch of single rolls of toilet paper. why they weren't just buying a case of them is beyond me but whatever. so they're standing like 6 feet away from us holding all these paper towels. and i can't stop staring at them and cracking up. so my best friend asks me what the fuck is so funny...and i try to whisper, (which is impossible when i'm drunk) and ask her why they're buying so much toilet paper!! i'm cracking up hysterically because these dudes are buying all this fucking toilet paper and my friend is standing there trying not to make eye contact with these guys who are standing so close that they can hear me and start laughing. finally she looks over to apologize for me and she turns back and she's like dude...that's not even toilet paper...those are paper towels. i fucking lost it and started cracking up even more. like really dude..no wonder those guys were laughing. i'm such an ass, truly.
so anyways...i guess i should go get ready to go out. i told you i wasn't making any promises..
funny drinking story from the bar the other night:
so after we leave the bar, my one friend makes us go to this grocery store every time we're around there because she stalks her ex. well we have to go with her cause shes the one that drives and if we dont go she probably wouldnt take us to taco bell on the way home. so anyways...we get to this store and i throw the door open and start throwing up in the parking lot...oh and look at that...there's randomly like 10 chinese people standing right by the car staring at me like i'm a drunk asshole (which i am). so then after my friends stop cracking up at me, we go in the store...and i'm feeling GOOD. like i'm prancing around the store like a child in a candy store or something. apparently i was really fascinated by the employees and kept asking about them, but i dunno if my friends just made that part up or not. whatever..so anyway...you know how its super late at night and some stores will block off aisles so that they can wax them or whatever? yea, well this store had an aisle blocked off and that's where the pretzels were. so i just walk over and move this big fucking barricade and go down the aisle to find the pretzels. my friends are screaming at me like dude you cant be down there! and i just keep yelling back i know but i just need the pretzels and then i'll get out! i dunno...pretty funny, maybe you had to be there. but wait...here's the best part...
we're in line and there's these 2 dudes in front of us are holding a bunch of single rolls of toilet paper. why they weren't just buying a case of them is beyond me but whatever. so they're standing like 6 feet away from us holding all these paper towels. and i can't stop staring at them and cracking up. so my best friend asks me what the fuck is so funny...and i try to whisper, (which is impossible when i'm drunk) and ask her why they're buying so much toilet paper!! i'm cracking up hysterically because these dudes are buying all this fucking toilet paper and my friend is standing there trying not to make eye contact with these guys who are standing so close that they can hear me and start laughing. finally she looks over to apologize for me and she turns back and she's like dude...that's not even toilet paper...those are paper towels. i fucking lost it and started cracking up even more. like really dude..no wonder those guys were laughing. i'm such an ass, truly.
so anyways...i guess i should go get ready to go out. i told you i wasn't making any promises..
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fuzzyky:
That was probably just an ordinary night in there to those clerks. Late night drunks are the funniest!! 
franie:
Just be careful. 