Sometimes you just run out of things to say. When that happens, you can always fall back on religion and politics. Thankfully, I rarely run out of things to say.
-Whoever came up with the idea of placing fabric softener sheets over toilet paper tubes to filter out cigarette/pot smoke is a genius. Hats off the them.
-Still looking for a job. It's a tossup now between being a male prostitute, or dressing up like an asian chick and being a cross-dressing male prostitute. Decisions decisions.
-Camel No. 9's are a good cigarette, except for the fact that the box they come in is black and pink. GG marketing department making pink cigarette boxes. Thankfully I don't mind, but I can just picture some guy in the store..."Hell no I aint smokin them, they're pink!"
-My roommate has a new boyfriend. He's really nice, and he's a professional chef. Unfortunately all he's made for me so far is smores. Mmmm...smores. Okay maybe that's not so bad.
-Also while on the smores topic, originally we were toasting our marshmallows over the grill, but there wasn't enough room. Crafty little me then pulled out my lighter and toasted it that way. My roommate and her boyfriend then proceeded to look at me like I was crazy. They're the freaks I say!
-My nephews are in their hockey playoffs right now! Go them! They've already promised that one is gonna buy me a house and the other a car when they reach the NHL. Great kids huh!
-I loaned out my PS2 and my Gamecube to my only remaining friend in Michigan in November. It is now March. Sometime in February, the fucker moved to Colorado and forgot to tell me, taking my systems with him. Fucker.
-NEVER get in an argument with the person cutting your hair. If you do, atleast don't fall asleep in the chair afterwards. I made this mistake and my hair is now about 1/2" long.
-Michigan is exciting sportswise atleast. We have the Red Wings, Tigers, Pistons! I think we have a football team too.
-I can't even get a job at fast food places. It would seem that my skin is the wrong color. Don't get me wrong, I''m not racist, but apparently in the area I'm from you either have to be black, or a white highschool student.
-9am, and I haven't slept yet. Way to go genius.
No story today, took to much effort typing this crap.
-Whoever came up with the idea of placing fabric softener sheets over toilet paper tubes to filter out cigarette/pot smoke is a genius. Hats off the them.
-Still looking for a job. It's a tossup now between being a male prostitute, or dressing up like an asian chick and being a cross-dressing male prostitute. Decisions decisions.
-Camel No. 9's are a good cigarette, except for the fact that the box they come in is black and pink. GG marketing department making pink cigarette boxes. Thankfully I don't mind, but I can just picture some guy in the store..."Hell no I aint smokin them, they're pink!"
-My roommate has a new boyfriend. He's really nice, and he's a professional chef. Unfortunately all he's made for me so far is smores. Mmmm...smores. Okay maybe that's not so bad.
-Also while on the smores topic, originally we were toasting our marshmallows over the grill, but there wasn't enough room. Crafty little me then pulled out my lighter and toasted it that way. My roommate and her boyfriend then proceeded to look at me like I was crazy. They're the freaks I say!
-My nephews are in their hockey playoffs right now! Go them! They've already promised that one is gonna buy me a house and the other a car when they reach the NHL. Great kids huh!
-I loaned out my PS2 and my Gamecube to my only remaining friend in Michigan in November. It is now March. Sometime in February, the fucker moved to Colorado and forgot to tell me, taking my systems with him. Fucker.
-NEVER get in an argument with the person cutting your hair. If you do, atleast don't fall asleep in the chair afterwards. I made this mistake and my hair is now about 1/2" long.
-Michigan is exciting sportswise atleast. We have the Red Wings, Tigers, Pistons! I think we have a football team too.
-I can't even get a job at fast food places. It would seem that my skin is the wrong color. Don't get me wrong, I''m not racist, but apparently in the area I'm from you either have to be black, or a white highschool student.
-9am, and I haven't slept yet. Way to go genius.
No story today, took to much effort typing this crap.
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skywisdom:
I'm vegetarian.
skywisdom:
Hunt the bastard down and take your systems back!