Let's just say I work for a supermarket that has a habit of using Jamie Oliver in it's adverts and seems to think you should " Try something new today". I love how you use "Drop Dead Fred" as a reference point for explaining clothes that's ace . Sounds like your "best friend" is in need of a slap big style if you don't mind me saying. On behalf of your cat I demand a stay of execution.
The sad thing is none of the people I know at work would even know what "Drop Dead Fred" is , people very rarely know what I'm going on about at work it's all hideous small talk and choking silence usually . Now I think of it I have better "conversations" on here with people I've never met if you get me.
saw your post in GO. hope your ok.