I was just reminded about an idea I thought of a long while back. If there was a second coming of Christ I think he'd be locked up and the key thrown away. You know that if you see anyone walking down the street babbling claims of the Almighty you would write that person off as bat-shit crazy. Maybe Jesus already came, and he is in a prescription drug coma at your local insane asylum. Go free him. Let him run free, and bat-shit crazy.
Even Almighty wasn't as good as Bruce Almighty. I think I love the relationship story more than a mans' humility versus a greater good.
Even Almighty wasn't as good as Bruce Almighty. I think I love the relationship story more than a mans' humility versus a greater good.
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hotcurry:
In a related sort of thing... I was talking to a friend the other night about how the nuns used to tell us that God came to the Virgin Mary and asked her to bare his son. This used to terrify me. It's huge pressure. Like, wow, God I'm really honored and stuff... but, pass. I'm kind of really into school right now and I just started seeing this great guy and I just think the whole getting pregnant with God's baby thing would kind of scare him off.
hotcurry:
Oh, my mistake... I thought doing it with the Almighty was like jellyfish sex. He just kind of hovered over you then you were knocked up. Your way sounds much more promising.