Lazy blog is lazy.
1.) If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:
A gun, a mask, and a convenient store to rob.
2.) I have an irrational fear of:
Juice boxes.
3.) What type of food do you eat at your grandparents house?
Pink stuff. I am not saying that because I don't remember the name of this pink colored food. I call it that because it was it's fucking name.
4.) What weight were you when you were born?
8 pounds or some such.
5.) What would you do if you were stranded on an island with the person you hate most?
No day like that day to know what murdering someone is like.
6.) What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
Is there a forest/desert/bog in this "hypothetical" scenario.
7.) Do you stalk anyone on myspace?
I don't even know how to use the search function.
8.) I find the thought of childbirth:
not in my mind.
9.) Next door to my house is:
another house, who woulda thunk it.
10.) My feet are:
ginormous.
11.) My preferred style of jeans is:
wearable.
12.) Why is your 1 your 1?
Obviously she is fucking awesome.
13.) Know how to cook?
If you call toast and microwaved soup cooking, then yes I can cook.
14.) I am annoyed with:
nothing.
15.) What is the worst way you were dumped?
Out of a moving vehicle.
16.) What child-related smell do you not like?
Fucking licorice smelling black markers.
18.) What color hair do most of the people you are around have?
Brown.
19.) What object have you broken recently?
Your face.
20.) Name one of the Spice Girls:
Sporty, Baby, Scary, Posh, and Ginger. Shut up.
21.) What was the last thing to make you cry?
I'm not crying, I've just been cutting onions. I'm making a lasagna...for one...
22.) What are the stems on wine glasses for?
To put silly knick-knacks on so drunk people know which glass is theirs.
23.) My favorite shoes are:
Favorite...shoes...? I don't understand.
24.) Do you use chopsticks?
Only to catch flies.
25.) Do you prefer beaches or forests?
Forest. I want to find big foot!
26.) What serial killer do you find most disturbing?
Zodiac killer. Read up on him.
27. Who knows a secret or two about you?
The FBI.
28.) Have you ever burned yourself?
I burn myself all the time. e.g.- "Damn, I am so ugly I gotta sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink."
29.) Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
D.j. Jesus.
30.) Who is/are your hero[es]?
My dad.
31.) Do you believe in things that last forever?
Well, I am immortal...
32.) What are you listening to?
A fan.
33.) What do you smell like?
Pi.
34.) Are you married?
Nope.
35.) Does anyone regularly tell you they love you?
My imaginary friends, but that is only to butter me up for a rousing game of checkers.
36.) What's most confusing to you?
Stupid people. They confuzzle the shit out of me.
37.) Do you have any bad habits?
When you have eternity to live wouldn't you be a bit lazy?
38.) Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
Who wouldn't want to be a 60 year old professor surrounded by a myriad of 18 year old female students with a daddy complex?
39.) What is one thing you've learned about life?
The meaning of life is the three 'L's: Laughter, love, and sex.
40.) What's your favorite color?
Blue.
41.) Have you ever been stuck in an elevator?
I wouldn't say I was stuck. Know what I'm sayin'?
42.) Who would you love to get stuck in one with?
Kaitlin Doubleday.
43.) What does your dad call you?
"I don't have a son. Except those other three."
44.) What are you looking forward to?
Thanksgiving.
45.) How are you today?
Fucking awesome. Don't know if I'll make it to 26, but I feel great.
1.) If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:
A gun, a mask, and a convenient store to rob.
2.) I have an irrational fear of:
Juice boxes.
3.) What type of food do you eat at your grandparents house?
Pink stuff. I am not saying that because I don't remember the name of this pink colored food. I call it that because it was it's fucking name.
4.) What weight were you when you were born?
8 pounds or some such.
5.) What would you do if you were stranded on an island with the person you hate most?
No day like that day to know what murdering someone is like.
6.) What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
Is there a forest/desert/bog in this "hypothetical" scenario.
7.) Do you stalk anyone on myspace?
I don't even know how to use the search function.
8.) I find the thought of childbirth:
not in my mind.
9.) Next door to my house is:
another house, who woulda thunk it.
10.) My feet are:
ginormous.
11.) My preferred style of jeans is:
wearable.
12.) Why is your 1 your 1?
Obviously she is fucking awesome.
13.) Know how to cook?
If you call toast and microwaved soup cooking, then yes I can cook.
14.) I am annoyed with:
nothing.
15.) What is the worst way you were dumped?
Out of a moving vehicle.
16.) What child-related smell do you not like?
Fucking licorice smelling black markers.
18.) What color hair do most of the people you are around have?
Brown.
19.) What object have you broken recently?
Your face.
20.) Name one of the Spice Girls:
Sporty, Baby, Scary, Posh, and Ginger. Shut up.
21.) What was the last thing to make you cry?
I'm not crying, I've just been cutting onions. I'm making a lasagna...for one...
22.) What are the stems on wine glasses for?
To put silly knick-knacks on so drunk people know which glass is theirs.
23.) My favorite shoes are:
Favorite...shoes...? I don't understand.
24.) Do you use chopsticks?
Only to catch flies.
25.) Do you prefer beaches or forests?
Forest. I want to find big foot!
26.) What serial killer do you find most disturbing?
Zodiac killer. Read up on him.
27. Who knows a secret or two about you?
The FBI.
28.) Have you ever burned yourself?
I burn myself all the time. e.g.- "Damn, I am so ugly I gotta sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink."
29.) Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
D.j. Jesus.
30.) Who is/are your hero[es]?
My dad.
31.) Do you believe in things that last forever?
Well, I am immortal...
32.) What are you listening to?
A fan.
33.) What do you smell like?
Pi.
34.) Are you married?
Nope.
35.) Does anyone regularly tell you they love you?
My imaginary friends, but that is only to butter me up for a rousing game of checkers.
36.) What's most confusing to you?
Stupid people. They confuzzle the shit out of me.
37.) Do you have any bad habits?
When you have eternity to live wouldn't you be a bit lazy?
38.) Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
Who wouldn't want to be a 60 year old professor surrounded by a myriad of 18 year old female students with a daddy complex?
39.) What is one thing you've learned about life?
The meaning of life is the three 'L's: Laughter, love, and sex.
40.) What's your favorite color?
Blue.
41.) Have you ever been stuck in an elevator?
I wouldn't say I was stuck. Know what I'm sayin'?
42.) Who would you love to get stuck in one with?
Kaitlin Doubleday.
43.) What does your dad call you?
"I don't have a son. Except those other three."
44.) What are you looking forward to?
Thanksgiving.
45.) How are you today?
Fucking awesome. Don't know if I'll make it to 26, but I feel great.