
2:00AM--I was almost asleep when I heard something clawing at my door. It scratched violently and every three seconds or so let loose a series of snorting sounds, quickly followed by knocks. I leaped out of bed, nearly bepissing myself for fear it was a robber or some unnatural creature (I recently saw a show about UFO's). I grabbed a wrench and a kitchen knife, then threw open the door to fight the intruder.......But it was nothing more than a baby possum trying to get into my room! Needless to say, my antics scared the hell out of the poor fellow, and he ran around squeeling for a full minute.....until he stumbled down the stairs and under the porch.
6:00AM--8:00AM-----WORK
10:00AM--WORKOUT, which I can barely lift my arms now.
REST OF DAY:

I will read from Canterbury Tales, and Mary Rowlandson's Captivity Narrative.