fuckin epic but you need training, its called a pound and pat, much like what the worlds second biggest tool "diddy" is doing but with a very baddass fist pound in the center... more things you will learn on your visit to the great...um... not so white north

HAHA awesome and I know what you mean, I love hand sanitizer, and always use it at work, and my customers are so growdy!
haha but Ill admit, I do love hugs and cheek kisses, haha. (well unless its with another guy, then the cheek kisses are kinda wierd... )

your blogs are fucking amazing. lol

Obviously, it's only right that I wash my hands every time I'm back home. But I wash my hands after nearly everything I do at home as well. After petting the dog? Wash. Before I type on my keyboard? Wash. So on and so forth.

When it comes to getting laid, I'd make the lady Listerine her mouth before she tickles my pickle. All that bacteria? She could have eaten a ham sandwich before having a taste for my beef!


btw... mmm. wings.

HAHA! Youre so cruel!! haha, well Im not gonna lie, I have been in those situations before, and to me its not that adorable! haha

AIDS. I do it to temporary stave off the virus. LOL
I DON'T KNOW, I'm just a borderline germaphobe.

Who wants extra bacteria anyhow?