no, dear, you really can't.

i think we can blame john for this. that's where i got it.

i realised yesterday that your profile is very similar to that of woody harrelson. fancy.

i mean, like, your physical profile. like, you, from the side.

like, totally.

are we dissing woody here? cuz woody's hot. and if people can say i look like willem dafoe all the time, i think you can handle a little woody.

heh.

i so just passed out on my couch for two hours.

yowza.

well, i think really it has more to do with koneko being a bitch about the litter box. she gets like this sometimes, decides that it's too dirty for her to bother with and that she must teach me a lesson. there used to be rugs she could piss on, and since she kept pissing on them, i got rid of them. now, i guess, during this phase it's going to be things i really can't throw away.

i wanna just snap her neck or punt her across the room. but, stern glares and the lack off petting and being cut off from laying on the bed priveleges will have to suffice.

write something new in your journal, buttmunch.