Hmm ... let's see if I'm understanding what you're really trying to tell us You couldn't find yourself a hot leprechaun babe, so you ran away to Africa and married a pygmy woman
I may be getting married on your side of the pond ... we are looking at a wedding in Italy, then renewing our vows when we get back home to Connecticut
funny the way you put that....my grandfather used to grow Baby's Breath in his backyard for the local flourist who couldn't get them to grow....yet my mom (his daughter) killed a cactus in 5 minutes and has killed Aloe plants as well.