Thank you hun

And guess what!!

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

omigod omigod

happy b irthday!!

this is the weirdest thing..

I have been whining and complaining in my journal and you have been supporting me with the best advice ever...

and last night I had THE singular shittiest dream, where it was my birthday and nobody called me or said anything...

And then I called my ex to wish him a happy birthday too because we had the same bday...

and his girlfriend answered the phone and they were in the middle of fucking... and she was being all bitchy about it...

omigod... so.. just being awake from the dream makes me relate to you, like, omigod I wish I could send you a new car or something