it's probably for the best that you didn't keep the viagra, you can see what it does to people. [rage has no place at holiday parties].

I'll see what I can do about finding a friend for your inflatable monkey.

I want an inflatable monkey for Christmas.

I always end up buying myself things at Christmas! Then I have to hurry up at the last minute to buy for family and friends.


Oh, and that is a lovely shovel!

i went to the arborteum once and its one of the best I have seen in the country .. must be wicked spectacular in the spring ...

well i dunno

what's in it fer me?

Here's your present:


Bah, humbug!

that is a lovely coat!

Does holiday cheer and witty repartee count as a sufficient gift?

Pregnant.

*ducks*