My first kiss was a little embarrassing to say the least.
I remember it well which is entirely strange for me cos i never remember anything!
That must mean it was proper embarrassing at the time... bless me haha!
Anyway, i was smoking being a bad girl in the woods, there was this group of popular alternative kids, what i called them anyway - i was trying for so long to get in the group and be part of it, instead of being the duff that everyone made fun of and the extra on the scene.
It was a boy called Troy who i went to school with, he was a right bellend and i would never date a guy like that now but he did make me laugh... it was during a conversation about him trying to get it on with my best friend and he kind of just did it.
I was so bad at it, it was sloppy, saliva-ry and just awful in every possible way, then my mates turnt up right on cue and saw us so then followed on the explaining, the question and answer session and general embarrassing conversation.
I am glad it was my first kiss in a way, it was the perfect example of how never to kiss again haha, atleast it wasn't only me that sucked he was the saliva-ry one!
I hope to god i have improved a lot since then, had enough practice ;)
My boyfriend thinks so atleast!
How times change, once i was trying to get in with the group at school... now I'm trying to get in with this group here :)
Life is swings & roundabouts my mum always says
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