I noticed that someone was gone from my friends list and that your name was no longer first. I really thought you deleted me for a second, and I was all offended.
And then I find you hiding behind a sea cow. Manatees do not make good pets, just so you know. You cannot keep them in a kiddie pool behind the shed, and Kira would certainly forget to feed it.
(says the man whose profile pic is pulled from a 1959 Methodist cartoon PSA)