Break them into their individual little squares, construct a chocolate domino line leading to the edge of a table, crawl under the table, put your mouth underneath the last one, and set off the domino line.
I've heard good stuff about Delilllo, but I haven't gotten around to reading anything by him. I'm not a huge fan of Post Modernism, so I don't know that I would like him.
Well for my most recent interview they sent me to a website to take tests on various pieces of design and development software, and coding too. The tests had obsolete software, no focus regarding what a person was doing with them, and obsolete code too. (not that I did awful on them anyway, but it was annoying)
I'm thinking it would be worth building something better. PM me if you want more details
If you really don't know what to do with them, you can pack them in an envelope. Then you can write my address on that envelope and send them to me, so that I can eat them ;op