Hope you feel better soon.

BUT I'M SUCH A NICE GUY!!!

Seven years? That's all? He's been in my closet longer.

Wait...you're the girl in the cartoon who dates the jerk, right?

Isn't it the way all relationship starts? Yeah, I've got nothing smart to say. I enjoyed the comic though.

How the hell have you made it this far in literature without reading Hamlet? I've had to do it in three or four classes.

You should read it, slacker!

You know what sucks? Even if you know all that stuff, it doesn't help, because the human brain is built stupid.

I've done that.

hehe

I was going to comment on how much I love XKCD but then I came across something disturbing. Never read Hamlet?

I'm not sure if I'm allowed to be your friend any more...

What's the point of having bridges if you can't burn them?

Then again, as I'm a recluse, you might not want to listen to me about such things.

Wait...what's this about you never having read Hamlet?

That strip makes my brain hurt.

Yes. Everything good EVER. And even some of the bad stuff.

I have to admit that's sort of funny. Because I thought that was only a problem that guys had.