^^^ Not for me. Send to staff.

I'm honestly not sure if this is a sad blog, or a happy blog.

Whatever it is, I'm with you. Feel better / rock on!

I see.

Not really, but I like to pretend.

You need to work on that tan and grow out that unibrow there, sweetie.

On a serious note, which one is he? I have a feeling I know, but I don't want to guess.

Accidents, we have them. They teach us things...

sure, diego was a bad idea, but at least he wasn't trotsky.

Yes, it is cathartic to say it here. Saying it in that other place would just rekindle the flames that have long since extinguished. BTW, it's a very strong sentence. You write like Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

What is "Amandaism"?

I thiink I understand.
I'm pretty sure I have a simlilar story.

Explanation: I was pretending to understand what your post is all about, but in a way that didn't give away that I really have no clue.

I should have stuck with my standard response, and said, "Boys are assholes." It's true no matter what the situation.

Anyway, no hiding! I'll think you're neglecting me and don't like me and whatnot. I swear.

That's the one with Salma Hayek and the unibrow?

It has something to do with dysfunctional relationships, I suspect. Personally, I suspect they're all dysfunctional.