Lack of booty feathers is serious business. I know these things. (Or was that diarrhea???)

To bad I don't live closer I love eggs!! Oh and to get chicken cuddles.

you give your chickens the best names.

Awesome names.

love the names!! bad cluck!! be nice!

Good to see you happy!

Your naming is awesome!

Great job on the names

how could you NOT rape that hen?!?!

best names ever!

You may have to name one Chick Hearn after the LA Lakers announcer...

Cluck Norris - My spankin new alias.

Best.Chicken.Names.EVER!