This will either make you laugh or curse out loud. My dad and several other thousand urologists are now in Orlando. You could have had them checked here for sure.

HOLY-MOTHER-FUCKING-OUCH-OUCH-OUCH!!!
Damn, man! Get better soon!

Holy Crap! I've never heard of that! Is that from spending so much time driving?

Hope it all gets better, bro!

Oh wow, sorry to hear that. Hope all turns out alright with that.
We're friends on MySpace, right? 'Cuz starting tomorrow I can't come here anymore *cry*