so I've drank some wine and I'm super silly tonight

*drool*
*slurp*
*drool*
*slurp*
*drool*

*knocked blind*
*can't see*
*did I wear glasses??*
*huh*

*beam of light*
*seashell sound*
*drooooooooool*

*pufff*

*interupts*
she's right behind me...good eye...

*lifts up skirt*
*pulls undies down*
*laughs real loud*
*tries to run off but trips over underwear*

*lasso*
yeeeeeehaw!

*needs refill*

if i buy you dinner, can i live in your attic?

*wondering how long it will take to fall off chair*

You're one of those quiet, spooky drunks...

x

(Sorry about Kinji. So sad...)

sushi/sashimi on me

R.I.P.

like what?

sorry i missed the party. i was sound asleep.
*hack*ack*pfft*blech*snnnt*

ramen is your friend.

Have you ever posted while drunk. I swear a week doesn't go by, that I don't see a 1am post from me, of which I have no recollection.