Hello handsome
You left off one
Jason Wolf beat up Chuck Norris to get this info.

oh dear.
that list made my day.
i havent laughed that hard in a long time.

and no i cant be your valentine
i dont believe in valentines day.

and finally....jason wolf copied everything on this list from
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Chuck Norris has been studying me for the last 3 years so that he can play me in a movie, but he isnt sure he can handle it since Arnold decided it was safer to go into politics after his attemp to film the Jason Wolf Story.

ha ha ha good one