LMAO!!! I'm glad your a fan on the contra, but I happened to be a woodwind myself!! But that particular sousaphone is my BF's while we were in Ireland this past April... But I have my own love for the drummers too...
actually, since it's at the church they call the position the 'ministry assistant'. but that seems like way to much responsiblity, lol. so i call it SEXretary, hehe