i'm going to prioritize that list for you:

hot dogs
wireless modem
down comforter
cheese
TP
brandy
light bulbs
power strip
heavier coat
sammich
bread
salami
cigs

i've got a job for ya!

i've got items 1, 6, 10 for you. yes folding is ridiculous. it's even more ridiculou if you do it for a living...oh wait...you do.

call me, negro.

Seriously dude. We'll tag team you too!