why weird, I know loads of girls called Jack? it's short for Jacqueline as far as I know

That does sound like a good idea.

Sure! I'll be happy to read your reviews! You seem like you have excellent taste

Hooray for friendship!

Of course! Muwahahahah, I see my evil plan is working...

BOOOOOOOOBS!

And possibly a beaver? Looks more like an otter to me though. I'll just pretend it's a beaver.