yep, there i definately something wrong when that is the case.....I see u already know what to do.....good luck !!

Well maybe you 're hard up for a good man, or vice versa, know what I mean? *nudge nudge*

Sounds like someone is about to become an unlucky bastard.

I suggest sooner than later, then!!!!!

Play the ol' bait and switch.

What if you're dating your best friend?
(that was rhetorical by the way)

You, as per usual, speak the truth, amiga. Good luck with that; this "dating" stuff is hard.

See you at D & C's this weekend to catch up?

I know it's hard but just remember these immortal words...
"Why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free?"
That has nothing to do with your problem..but I thought it would make you laugh.
Now get me a banana slave!

How did you get jujubee on a set of mickey ears? they wouldnt let maxx get maximo on his without ID.

All part of my plan. Now, go accept my wife into your dirty pirate group.

Perhaps just saying it like you did right there. Some thing to the tune of "Ya know, I love the sexual innuendoes, but they do seem to be somewhat excessive dontcha think?"