Damn right you are... Whore.

Well, I've sucked a *lot* of dick in my day...

i'm married... i know nothing unless my wife let's me...

you're a red head? shit...i've date to of your kind...some of the best sex...oh..i digress...

you are a knucklehead! hahaha

seems like you have someone on the brain!

Yes master. It would be a pleasure.

I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.

Why are you staring at someone's puke?

This explains a lot...

Oooooo. is it a shinny new nickel?





wait, that looks like two balls and a shaft... You said that I would like it you liar...

me too

Are you a better kisser yet? Because if you're not... no amount of shaving will help.

Can I touch it?

Yes. I still stand by my statement.

Ghey.

My god...you're a complete lunatic.

In a good way.

Why am I having such a hard time believing you?

Yours is way fucking cooler.....

So I hear. So I hear...

You hussy.

...and you're still a lunatic.

(I'd post in that thread of yours, but I have been rendered speechless after reading the damn thing!)

I'd say that 90% is a conservative estimate.

They seem like the kind of guys that I would get along with, and I hope that I will get to meet them (eventually, anyways).

I'm ready whenever you are.