I like your turn of phrase. I like your singular pic of unbeatable cuteness. I like your username. Wanna be friends?

Huh who what?! Who intrudes on my hiding-in-the-open sanctum?

Friends, eh? Sounds like a plan. Not a very developed one, but I've watched movies for less. You're on!

Correct on the hamster character profile. And I'd put most kinds of caged birds in there, too. We don't use "beady eyed" as an insult for humans without precedent. Looking a budgie in the eye gives me the jeebs.

Had a parakeet when I was young that was actually really nice, but diabetes and a couple trips to the pet hospital left him very afraid of humans....