Disinterest?
I doubt that.

Ice cream? Hi-C? Beef Jerky? PANTIES?
What'd I miss?

Hmmmm.

Ish on lactose intolerance!

Good thing you never got to the point where numbers have feelings. See, numbers are really nerdy and would be constantly drooling over a gorgeous woman like you!

I may have disappeared for a while but I be back! What'd I miss? Did you get that unicorn?