why you get so mad when people are in a couple?

p.s. have you ever even tried duck?

thats not from the film "Scanners" is it?

it sounds to me like the girls you're meeting are not being straight up with you.

or perhaps?

my friends are taking me away for my birthday the weekend of the 19th so I can't make it to see borat.

SORRY!

ARE YOU MAD!?

it better be or I'll give you a juicy knuckle sammich.

Jake emailed me last night, and said he wouldn't be able to make it for lunch/dinner Saturday. I emailed him back and asked if anything else was goin' down this weekend, but I haven't heard back yet. I'll let you know, yo!

Word.

No, I have a million to sort through. I'm so behind this week, and I have no idea why. I'ma doin it tonight and shit.

I've seen them all except "The Jacket"
is that the movie with Adrian Brody?
i heard it was pretty good..

Jake never got back to me, so I'm guessing we're going to get together some other time?

did you go to boston roller derby last night?

boo to work!

I worry for my bank account too!

I'm very suspicious about the fact that you put 'job' in quotes.

you like teh sophie?

Is that... a raincoat you're wearing? Yes it is.

Yeah, you're on the hand deliver list.

why'd you buy me a ticket, you goofy ass!?

douched!

I'll make sure to not drink in your honor, too.

'Sup?

are you referring to halloween!?