they still make Tab?
where have i been?
didn't see "Snakes on a plane"...
i know... bad Shelly!
but i did see "The descent" and it scared the shit out of me!

remember Tab with calcium.

Seriously, as cute as she is, your girl friend is not my type

whatsup with that motherfucking snake in my motherfucking journal!!

I'm slightly obsessed with Tab. Have we already discussed this? I can't remember, but I can highly recommend Tab Energy Drinks. They are fabulous.

Oh, also, I've never been to Denver, but I roll with nuggets.