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The pros and cons of my Thanksgiving.

Con: I had to have dinner with my Dad, who is a complete asshole.

Pro: I got to eat loads of turkey.

Con: I had to have another dinner with my Mom, who is a complete fucking nutjob.

Pro: TURKEY SANDWICHES DIPPED IN GRAVY!!!

Con: That dinner with mom also included two of her friends that she's staying with while she finds her own place. All three were blitzed on wine and felt it appropriate to personify Sex and the City. My little brother is scarred for life.

Pro: I got to see my little brother two days in a row. He doesn't bug the shit out of me now that I don't have to see him every day.


Looks like it's pretty even but the turkey sandwich will always win in a tie.


My sidekick finally updated. I'm not sure what that means. I should probably read the e-mail they sent.

Work is sooooooo boring. I mean, I would rather watch the World Series of Poker live from the first to last hand delt than sit here another minute. But it's free money so I won't complain... anymore.

I was going to try to brave the crowds for a 400 dollar laptop at Wal-Mart before work today but I decided against it for a few reasons. 1) I'm not the kind of guy who would punch a little girl. 2) I hate Wal-Mart even when there are no lines. 3) I should probably focus on getting my own car first. So I'm without a real computer for a little longer.

That's it, I think. Time to get back to staring at the wall and waiting for lunch.