josh

Story Time with Josh.

[21:33] thursdaysuicide: tell me a story
[21:34] MarikIsJosh: well
[21:34] MarikIsJosh: hm
[21:34] MarikIsJosh: one time there was this posse of rabid ninja midgets
[21:34] MarikIsJosh: and they had to go to 7-11 to get butter
[21:34] thursdaysuicide: lol
[21:35] thursdaysuicide: draws the reader in, excellent
[21:35] MarikIsJosh: after scaring many people by running to the 7-11
[21:35] MarikIsJosh: (midgets running down the sidewalk in ninja gear as a posse are frightening)
[21:35] MarikIsJosh: they proceeded to enter the 7-11
[21:35] MarikIsJosh: ...through the ventilation system
[21:36] thursdaysuicide: oooh
[21:36] thursdaysuicide: a twist...
[21:36] MarikIsJosh: yes
[21:36] MarikIsJosh: using a complex series of hand signals, frog calls, and midget ninja ESP, they coordinated their strike:
[21:36] thursdaysuicide: lol
[21:36] MarikIsJosh: when the clerk was busy cleaning the slushie machine, they would attack!#$@
[21:37] MarikIsJosh: so in tense anticipation of this moment, they sat in the vents..biding their time
[21:37] MarikIsJosh: the clerk began to turn towards the slushie machine...
[21:38] thursdaysuicide: tension
[21:38] MarikIsJosh: the suspense rose to almost unbearable levels as the midget ninja's prepared to...
[21:38] thursdaysuicide: it builds....
[21:38] thursdaysuicide: aaah!
[21:38] MarikIsJosh: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-YAAAAAAAA!
[21:38] MarikIsJosh: suddenly the super secret cult of the ninja monkeys,
[21:38] MarikIsJosh: the arch rivals of the midget ninja's,
[21:39] MarikIsJosh: sprung out from the cooler, STEALING THE BUTTER!@#$
[21:39] thursdaysuicide: jesus
[21:39] MarikIsJosh: the midget ninja's, in near unison, said:
[21:39] MarikIsJosh: "Fuck"
[21:39] thursdaysuicide: lol
[21:39] MarikIsJosh: (because that's what you say when your plan is falling apart on you. fuck"
[21:39] MarikIsJosh: I bet you can imagine the sheer chaos that follows
[21:40] thursdaysuicide: in my mind's eye...
[21:40] MarikIsJosh: pissed off at those monkey ninja assholes, the midget ninja's spring into the chase after them
[21:41] MarikIsJosh: the monkey's charge out into the street with the butter, running from the midget's
[21:41] MarikIsJosh: and then BAM!@#$
[21:41] MarikIsJosh: run over by a bus
[21:41] MarikIsJosh: fucking tri-met
[21:41] MarikIsJosh: the moral of the story is
[21:41] MarikIsJosh: fuck butter
[21:41] MarikIsJosh: fuck 7-11
[21:41] MarikIsJosh: and fuck those evil monkey ninja's
[21:41] MarikIsJosh:
[21:41] thursdaysuicide: lol
[21:41] MarikIsJosh: the end