sillyzebra:
run around the block ??

jump rope ?
theslant:
but.. at least it doesn't fail to turn off. ..while you're on it.

Jane!! Get me offa this crazy thinnnggg!!
retroactivwe:
Two glasses of wine, the Sundays first album, dim the lihgts and you'll be good to go.
bepps:
You'd still look mighty cool trying to run on it. You could run in place and still burn calories. biggrin
obd:
are you sure it's not people powered?
jj_r0x0rz:
blow it up or take a bat to it
sethy:
Stab it.
janet:
hey you! I joined a gym for the first time this year and was into the treadmill before I discovered the elliptical. I should really get back there (i took last month off wink )