Same shit different day. That's actually my motto, you know.
Anyways, I was thinking yesterday in writing a blog entry just to continue with the "an entry a day", but yesterday I actually didn't had anything to write about. I was going to write about how much I didn't liked the new Kamen Rider, Ex-Aid because of the colors and how "plastic" everything looks on the suit, and suddenly something came to my mind.
I thought "How is that you are going to write about Kamen Rider, what are you? a fucking virgin loser?" and In fact I didn't wrote anything because I was going to write about a japanese kids show when I can see around things like: "How many fingers you can put on your ass until you cum or bleed or both" or "How many dicks you can put on your mouth without gagging or chewing one of them" or "How many times have you had sex in 15 minutes?" or even "Post pics of you getting gangbanged by Bad Dragon dildos".
(Note. Those are not real topics, if you want to create them, go ahead, you sick fuck*)
So tonight I come with the story of... actually nothing. I don't have nothing of interest.
I could go on of how boring my life is that I spend all the day scrolling on my Facebook feed looking and "the dankest memes" and all those ear-rape videos, hoping that someone likes a "funny" comment I made or hoping someone talks to me so I can feel less lonely and empty.
I'm actually like the guy that is like a background character to everyone, it's never noticed and can be there, dressed the same and with a clown mask and nobody is going to even notice that exists.
So yeah. I'm alone and sad.
Anyways, I can rant about how much I hate people that likes this Harambe meme and defends the meme with their lives. That monkey got stale already, and its not funny anymore.
But I'm going to tell you about that one time that I was looking at porn, and there's this thing that I do, that is "edging". That means that I masturbate and when i'm about to come I stop, so I don't come at all, but still get the sensation and when I get to come it makes it to feel better. I don't know if that's bad for my prostate or something (if it is, let me know), but I still do it.
So I was looking at porn and you know that in Xvideos you start in one thing like watching a blonde getting creampied, and you end up looking at an amateur asian midget getting fucked while the guy fucking her is recording with the camera of a Nokia 5300, and the only position you see is the doggy style. So I was looking at porn and one thing got me to another and I watched like 5 videos that day (Skipping the Blowjob part to the good parts obviously) and I got to a video of a girl with blue hair hitchhiking, so I skipped the "why you were hitchhiking?, you're very beautiful" part and to the part where she's getting fucked already and I see that she's wearing a blue wig and she had... clown makeup on. It was weird, I laughed while beating the meat furiously. It was magical.
10/10 would do it again.
One thing that I would like, is for if you that are reading this (if anyone), please say Hi.
I'm alone, please.
*I have to clarify that, yes, I understand that this is an adult site and I know that we all are sexual deviants to a certain level.
Yes, even I. I mean, I just wrote about the time I masturbated to a clown.