jonalcoholic

Aiight, im out to Nawlins, or as I like to call it the sleazy easy. Then i'm off to Chicago for a few days.

Hopefully I won't get too drunk and get lost like I did my 2nd year there. And this year, the magic beer bottle will be my bitch and not the other way around. Mmmm, oysters I love oysters. Oh damn i'm gonna eat like 1 bazillion oysters. That's bazillion wth a B, not an M.

Also, i'll try to take pictures of the craziest fucked up shit I can find and post them here. For example, if I happen upon the gay part of bourbon and I happen to see an old man giving head to another old man, I will take a photo snap shot of it for your viewing enjoyment.

And if you wanna catch a glimpse of me, i'll probably be getting more hand grenades then you're ever suppose to get: Bourbon Cam

Also here is the run down:
1 case of beer (bud light)
1 bottle of scotch
1 bottle of bailey's
1 bottle of butterscotch schnapps
1 bottle of vodka
1 bottle of vanilla v
4 bottles of Champaign
2 dozen amyls
a whole galaxy of multi colored upers downers laughers screamers
a salt shaker full of cocaine
12 sheets of high powered blotter acid
a pint of raw ether
And my Sanity left at the door.

Take her easy, and if she's easy take her twice! Peace out!