mm... princess bride references... *wipes away the drool forming in the corner of her mouth* ahem. so anyways... hehe... not kill the nuns? aw, c'mon! if i'm not going to kill them, how can i rape them first?
beauty and intellegence are in the eye of the beholder (and not the D&D Beholder ). I long to find someone who has no insecurities or such feelings - we all got 'em, let's get used to the idea...
Homer: "mmm girlfiends... *drools*"
I don't recall what a girlfriend is myself, are they edible? Will I gain weight from too many of them? Where do I find them in the supermarket, are they in the produce or dessert aisle?