Tore up concrete... well if that just doesn't scream Friday night fun, I don't know what does?
Making the trip up to Alex for business. Trust me, if I didn't "have" to go, I wouldn't. I had someone working for me that flaked out, so now this kind of becomes more of a sales call. A man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do.
DUDE, I think I found your lost elephant from last weekend... It was humping my Snuffelupagus. If my Snuffelupagus is knocked up now... I'm coming for child support!!!
my cat is pissing me off...he's so fucking loud, he just sits around and meows all day long...really fucking loud...makes me want to step on him...but then he acts all cute and does something funny and everything's ok...he's such a retard, just like me...
I wish I knew what the fuck my cat was saying...like if he meowed and I was like..."yeah dude, I'll get you some tuna on the way home"...I think this would be a typical conversation
Cat: Meow
Me: Really? I didn't know we had mice in the apartment...but how come you're not catching them, are you scared?
Cat: Meow, mreow, meow
Me: Ohhh, dude that's pretty horrific, yeah I wouldn't chase after the fuckers after that happened either...
Cat: Meow, mew, meow
Me: Dude, I swear if you piss on the couch one more time I'm gonna make some damned good cat stir-fry...and one more thing, what's with you unrolling my toilet paper in the bathroom? Do you get some kind of sick pleasure out of making me use dirty toilet paper?
Cat: Meow, meow mew, meow
Me: Alright, that's it...into the blender you go buddy...I'm gonna eat good tonight...
i'm moving into a wee house not far from where my apartment currently is. i'm excited. i had planned on moving to portland (or seattle, if i could swing it), but then i went and found this boy that i can't seem to get enough of. so i thought i'd stick around salem for a bit.
"Son, yer gonna drive me to drinking if you don't stop drivin' that Hot Rod Lincoln"
If we were to update that slice o' history it would be something along the lines of "Son, yer gonna drive me to Zoloft if you don't stop wreckin' your Chevy Cavalier with 3,000 dollars worth of Fast & The Furious Body mods"
Making the trip up to Alex for business. Trust me, if I didn't "have" to go, I wouldn't. I had someone working for me that flaked out, so now this kind of becomes more of a sales call. A man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do.