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Wednesday Apr 13, 2005

Apr 13, 2005
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So, voicemail from 3am Monday.

Polaris' Husband - " My parents were raided by the Sherrif's Dept. for having a meth lab."

He called home from Canada after a neighbor called him to tell him cops were everywhere.

Polaris' Husband - " I'm the son of the people being investigated. What's going on with my parents.?"

Sherrif Joe's Piglet (in pig's best impression of what all feminine gay men sound like) - " We have your parents tied up in back. I'm fucking your dad in the ass now."

Polaris' Husband - silence....

New pig on phone - " Your Parents have an exploded meth lab in their kitchen. They're going to prison. Forever."

Pig hangs up.

Added bonus. No blown up kitchen. No meth lab. Cops feel up his mom in front yard,in view of whole neighborhood. They say they were searching her (they'd already searched her in the house 2 hours before this.) . Leave his dad in the front yard, in boxers, dick hanging out, refusing to give him his pants. Cops take new truck. Say they are seizing it. No charges filed. Pigs would not give either of then their ID's back.

Fuck all cops. Your day will come.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
heartyou:
I miss my hubby!!!!!! We never got to consumate. frown sad
Apr 13, 2005
thenewpope:
You're welcome.
Apr 14, 2005

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