that british guy?!?! god gawd

simon rules! i love those idiots on there who think they can sing, and sooo can't! did you see last night when that guy threw water on simon??

Simon could keep you entertained by insulting you at really inappropriate moments, like right after you have sex.

props on getting your pix up finally did you submit a set yet?

Hmmm, that is very interesting!
You can marry me and call me simon if you want!

So are you home now?

How was the drive back?

could you imagine having sex with simon? he'd probably lay there, looking bored while you go to town and do backflips and stuff, and then he'll get up and be like "That was abismal"

that bastard.

[Edited on Jan 24, 2004 8:16PM]

Simon Cowell???? You are bloody pathetic......heh.......

Wow!...love your pics...you should take more...what a cute body!