Ok it time to really update this bitch. Here goes:
I really want to beat my dad with his dirty frying pan when he sleeps. He is a deadbeat pig, who likes to take advantage of old ladies that are his mother even when they are sick and dying. I feel like i'm his maid. So maybe i will line his frying pan with rat poison. That will show the dumb bastard.
In other news, i beat Dr Mario today on Nintendo, although over the un-continuous time i spent playing it, it took just about all day. Although if you really add up the time it was about 20 minutes, i was just really busy.
The rest of the time spent awake, was spent hanging out with my grandmother. She really is the most awesome person in the world. Don't even try to front.
She also has some pretty smelly shit, if you go near the bathroom when she is finished. She claims that the fan turned itself off but hey, who believes that?
I finally taught myself how to do the eyeshadow thing. I've never once up until year 19, used eye shadow i always looked retarded, But now after being my sisters apprentice have learned somewhat the art of eye shadowing. But i guess you'll have to come see for proof.
Tonight Fantasia is performing on Jay Leno. Who else other then me is excited?... no one. yea thought so.
Umm hmmm something else to say, something to say....
I can't wait to go to the gym again tomorrow, o how i have missed taking care of my body and whipping it into shape 2 hours a day. But i have not missed not having an appetite. Its really wierd how that works. Everyone i know that goes to a gym or works out says they get really hungry after they work out, Me if i work out for a week i will have no appetite for at least a month. So therefore i lose weight not eating and by working out. Till there is nothing really left to weigh.
I also agreed to donate blood this saturday at a baptist church where i live. I'm a little nervous. I have low iron and i'm just barely over the weight limit. At least this time if the person tells me i look pale i can believe it since i go tanning. I had to convince the lady last time it was really my natural skin color, nothing abnormal. I have a fear of needles and having my finger pricked first. But they told me the homeless will get a turkey for every person that donates blood. So everyones got to eat, right?
Ok i think this is the longest journal entry ever. Small reminder that i hope that me typing all of this out,, means you will all comment!
Gotta go catch Jay and Conan.
I feel like a pirate, what about you?
I really want to beat my dad with his dirty frying pan when he sleeps. He is a deadbeat pig, who likes to take advantage of old ladies that are his mother even when they are sick and dying. I feel like i'm his maid. So maybe i will line his frying pan with rat poison. That will show the dumb bastard.
In other news, i beat Dr Mario today on Nintendo, although over the un-continuous time i spent playing it, it took just about all day. Although if you really add up the time it was about 20 minutes, i was just really busy.
The rest of the time spent awake, was spent hanging out with my grandmother. She really is the most awesome person in the world. Don't even try to front.
She also has some pretty smelly shit, if you go near the bathroom when she is finished. She claims that the fan turned itself off but hey, who believes that?
I finally taught myself how to do the eyeshadow thing. I've never once up until year 19, used eye shadow i always looked retarded, But now after being my sisters apprentice have learned somewhat the art of eye shadowing. But i guess you'll have to come see for proof.
Tonight Fantasia is performing on Jay Leno. Who else other then me is excited?... no one. yea thought so.
Umm hmmm something else to say, something to say....
I can't wait to go to the gym again tomorrow, o how i have missed taking care of my body and whipping it into shape 2 hours a day. But i have not missed not having an appetite. Its really wierd how that works. Everyone i know that goes to a gym or works out says they get really hungry after they work out, Me if i work out for a week i will have no appetite for at least a month. So therefore i lose weight not eating and by working out. Till there is nothing really left to weigh.
I also agreed to donate blood this saturday at a baptist church where i live. I'm a little nervous. I have low iron and i'm just barely over the weight limit. At least this time if the person tells me i look pale i can believe it since i go tanning. I had to convince the lady last time it was really my natural skin color, nothing abnormal. I have a fear of needles and having my finger pricked first. But they told me the homeless will get a turkey for every person that donates blood. So everyones got to eat, right?
Ok i think this is the longest journal entry ever. Small reminder that i hope that me typing all of this out,, means you will all comment!
Gotta go catch Jay and Conan.
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I was thinking about going to the gym today too. What time are you gonna go?
That was a crazy-long journal but it was so damned informative, you gotta forgive the length.
Yeah I am learning that the best way to get Ellen to do anything is to guilt-trip her. Heh heh... I'm such a bitch. I called Rich on the "not training the successor" thing yesterday- he was showing me alternate ways to do group sales, and I said, "I thought you weren't going to train your successor... you shouldn't show me this." So he walked away. But he came back cuz he loves me.
The worst thing about the job is that I make almost nothing there. If I were getting paid enough to live off, I would be happy to deal with all the shit. Ah well.
I agree that working out makes me eat less... I don't stop eating altogether, but I certainly eat smaller meals less often. And the meals tend to be things like hummus and not tater tots. Mmm... tater tots.