gospel brutha!
i hear ya!

and the net just fucks that shit up even worse... no context... no emotion...no facial expresions...

like this one time when i call someone a *bitch as ho'* and they got all upset... i mean come on!!!

everyone wants to think the worst... never the better

yeah. its like when i said i wasnt feeling so fresh today.

all i wanted was some douche... but people thought i wanted fresh fruit.

i couldnt defend my statement...... so, before i knew it, i was receiving baskets of mangos. bastards.

because 1) you have a weird eating and sleeping schedule that conflicts with mine, and 2) I'm a jerk. But when I read what I read, it was like ...well no need to explain, but I'm sorry.

you know what's even more creepy?!?!? you actually calculating how far apart we post on your journal!!!........i mean these arent contractions!!!
did i ever tell you that you're weird??? feel special.

ok ok you can have her....but i want her boob...uh.....the right one.