I will be in Modesto, CA for our Coggins' family reunion that weekend - I'm not that excited to go but there are a few relatives that I'm pretty sure if I don't go see them this year I may never see them again. Old Bastards!
If you want to clean out the toxins, there's this proceedure where they put a tube up the rear and you drink a lot of tea. I'll post more when I understand what I'm talking about.