what. the. fuck.

what the hell is that?

anyway, I hope you are ok.

I love you sugar.

I can only assume it's meant to be ironic, unless Danvers is a hotbed of fascism.

It's because your socializing with me. They saw you invited me to MA. (I'm a socialist....I guess?) I'm not very good at being political most of the time but every now and then I go on a kick.

Anyway! It would be really sweet to hang out with you peeps in the spring. I'll have to take a road trip. Just know the FBI may be tapping your phone lines.

Wait.. I left that on YOUR CAR????
It was supposed to go on to Jynee's car.

Ah, I've see you corrected it.

Only thing to do now is to blow up an SUV or two, make yoruself worthy of inditement.

Dare I ask why? You're not a zombie or anything, are you?

What the bloody fucking hell was that?!?!?! And who are these "true Americans" ? I'm pretty sure that anyone who supports our current government is ANYTHING BUT A TRUE AMERICAN!

Sorry.. Things like that just piss me off..

I told ya before baby, crazy people hang out on that street. Crazy people that would equate your feminist bumper stickers with terrorists. It's probably the big fisherman looking guy with the red beard who likes to direct traffic as a hobby

Have you checked out any questionable books at the library? You know, anything not written by Sean Hannity or Bill O'Reilly? Cause that is iron-clad proof that you support our enemies. You are either with us or against us. We don't want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud. And on and on.

Buwahahaha, Beverly freaks, I love it. At one point Imight have said it was one of my friends that did that but they all grew up so yeah, probably that red headed weirdo or his minion

i love dust bunny, he is really one of the only good things in my life.

i think if i stay at my job for very long my whole soul will be gone.

I hope your right.

I like squirrels.

Someone with to much time on theirs hands I guess.

Bizarre, indeed. You should carry around rambling fliers of your own to place on random cars. It's the only way to balance out the universe.

i think that is what i need tight now, a day to just loaf around..
blasted hormones.

Dude that's weird. I would guess it's the work of your friendly neighborhood paranoid schizophrenic.