I doubt Slimfast would work, unless they've changed the formula since the last time I had one. I only have the bars now, just for the convenience, and they've been changing those, unfortunately.
Great story about being being a substitute maid of honor.
Please don't get sick! Yikes. Worst time of the year, not that there's ever a good time to be sick.

Okay, you're beautiful and sweet and funny, I love you, don't twist my arm

Thanks muchly. I had an ace one! x

While I love the blog entry....lots of sly humour, which I like....Slimfast cake sounds like one of the worst possible "experiments gone awry" foods ever.

If you like cakes, go HERE.

And the singing for weddings and such sounds fun. As a guy with a choral background, there can never be enough Ave Maria.

You should start a career as a professional bridesmaid/maid of honour.

Yeeeah.. though I'm all about scavenging the remnants of food in cupboards and somehow creating some offbeat sort of tasty assemblage, I'd definitely avoid SlimFast in cake, unless you somehow utilized it for a frosting of sorts.
I'm rather fond of weddings, despite not really having the desire to be involved in them (unless the groom, that is), and I totally loved the whole incognito maid of honor- especially since you're in a rather tight-knit group of people. Quite the task to pull off, so well done.
Future animal names: weirder than children's names, but still frickin' awesome. Especially when you already process the potential nicknames that can be based off them. Padre Pepper could be a pretty legit pup.

Why, you're welcome!