where's my coffee - is it monday ? - why am I so tired today - well another day in paradise begins, lets see who's day I can brighten
Oh man what a day 12 hours of busy and nothing got done.. How is this possible ?? eh still a good day though no harm done to anyone so far....
My obersvations today -
Farmers are dirt poor
Slow people speed up when you try and pass
If you wave at everyone you pass while driving 1 out of 3 wave back - and of those only 1 of 10 women wave back... And I dont mean wildly waving to be stupid I mean just a friendly hand movement right as you get close.
Kids always wave.
Those bumps in the middle of the road are NOT braille.
I now know of three people that should never ever answer a phone.
Oh I forgot about last night I caught this comedian on tv and of course laughed my ass off - anyway I am sitting there saying this guy looks like Howie Mandell .
and sure enough it was Howie Mandell - He was bald or something I was laughing and crying so damn hard its hard telling
This I know:
I will die someday laughing - I have this major problem of laughing so hard I cant breath and it hurts so bad but I cant stop watching funny stuff - I guess I see so much bad shit every day that I want to be entertained on my own time
Its morning already and unfortunatley I hear that familiar scratch on the front door that means the poor dog got left outside last night -
This is the very first night she has ever been out all night, and for an 11 year old bitch thats pretty good. I feel real bad about it but she lasted all night I suppose a few more minutes wont hurt her while I catch up.
Absolutley nothing exciting happened lastnight - I didnt even dream - I dont even remeber going to bed and the next thing I know its tommorow. WOW I was out
Hi.. Ho.., Hi Ho
Oh man what a day 12 hours of busy and nothing got done.. How is this possible ?? eh still a good day though no harm done to anyone so far....
My obersvations today -
Farmers are dirt poor
Slow people speed up when you try and pass
If you wave at everyone you pass while driving 1 out of 3 wave back - and of those only 1 of 10 women wave back... And I dont mean wildly waving to be stupid I mean just a friendly hand movement right as you get close.
Kids always wave.
Those bumps in the middle of the road are NOT braille.
I now know of three people that should never ever answer a phone.
Oh I forgot about last night I caught this comedian on tv and of course laughed my ass off - anyway I am sitting there saying this guy looks like Howie Mandell .
and sure enough it was Howie Mandell - He was bald or something I was laughing and crying so damn hard its hard telling
This I know:
I will die someday laughing - I have this major problem of laughing so hard I cant breath and it hurts so bad but I cant stop watching funny stuff - I guess I see so much bad shit every day that I want to be entertained on my own time
Its morning already and unfortunatley I hear that familiar scratch on the front door that means the poor dog got left outside last night -
This is the very first night she has ever been out all night, and for an 11 year old bitch thats pretty good. I feel real bad about it but she lasted all night I suppose a few more minutes wont hurt her while I catch up.
Absolutley nothing exciting happened lastnight - I didnt even dream - I dont even remeber going to bed and the next thing I know its tommorow. WOW I was out
Hi.. Ho.., Hi Ho
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So who shouldn't answer a phone..?
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