A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is the preferred method of execution in 13 states.
They wanted to put Chuck Norris' face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough to make his beard.
Does anyone even know where this all came from?
Anyway...favorite 80s cartoons...how about...Thundercats, Transformers, or the classic Ninja Turtles? My one roommate bought an entire season of Thundercats...not sure if this is sad or admirable...
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
Time doesn't wait for anybody. But Chuck Norris.
Etc, etc, etc.