Those Germans are a tricky lot. Don't let them fuck you in the ass either.

Thank you

She'd eat you for breakfast.

I haven't seen The Big Lebowski yet. Should I see it?

You know ze secret origin of knackwurst? Vere did you hear zis?

RE: Nixon's breakfast: I'm more nutritious. Pick me, pick me damnit.

I get off my face with just a few drinks, the way my medication reacts with things, I'm too scared to try drugs