Thanks for those links...TORRID however is owned by Hot Topic and not only doesn't wholesale, they sell the cheap crap in malls (I work for the company)...
Handlebar moustache here I come.
As for the whole prenatal thing. At least youre a woman. I'm a student nurse and I had to teach breastfeeding and a prenatal class. You can imagine them thinking how in the hell is HE going to teach me. Do you think the handlebar moustache would make the prenatal class better or worse?