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Saturday Jun 19, 2004

Jun 19, 2004
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So, today, I went to Big Lots, which is this store here which just sells a lot of shit other stores couldn't sell. And I found a product which I just had to buy...electric scissors.

Fuck yeah. I won't be the one missing the Evanescence concert because I had to cut that recipe for Apple Brown Betty out of the paper.

(Note: if you don't get that, go listen to this CD about 50 times. Hell, listen to it 50 times anyway because it's funny as hell.)
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
rottenart:
are the talented mr. ripley and ripley's game based on a series of books by chance?
Jun 26, 2004
flannery:
you sound like a "freedon hater"
Jul 19, 2004

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