jaggy

my new profile pic, MY FACE IS BENDY... its a carictature by me. isnt that gay! ?

well, everyone is either a crip or a blood, it doesnt matter what anyone says, thats how it is. im a crip myself , so i pour this seagrams out for my homie.

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forget that ugly picture. here's a funny experience.

so i'm mowing my yard, weed wacking, raking, etcera etcera. i will describe ethnicity in this story for good reason. an older caucasian lady pulls up in a mini-van in front of my house as im working,

she asks me how much i charge to mow lawns. now here in texas, mexicans do everything. of course im standing there sweating, of spanish decent and of slightly darker persuasion with a raggedy t-shirt and jeans (but in front of my own house! she didnt know apparently)

i understand why she asked. most people would get offended. but not me. i told her $50/hr which is completely outrageous. and she agreed! ... i almost shit my pants right here.

so needless to say, today i made $250 , and then i told her i live in that house down the street. she freaked out. i should have offered my other sexual services, but she lives next to a cop. and i hate cops.

BTW, sometimes i feel like kakihara and the need to offer forgiveness in the most extreme way. but tongues dont grow on trees do they? the price of tongue barrels have gone up in recent months due to ripe stock funds in the eastern europe. i know this doesnt make any sense, but im high as fuck. ahh, my man chino in east austin has provided me the biggest bag of weed in recent milleniums. also , he's aquired a bottle of tequila from mexico that is unheard of . oh vey, im a beaner in love.