I CAN NOT DECIDE ON A FUCKING HALLOWEEN COSTUME.
And I really, really, really need one.
Shaine and I have been discussing my ideas at length.
So far, she has told me I can not be...
... Lemmy (apparently, a MALE friend of hers is already doing this. Damn)
... Dio
... Vince Neil (even though I said I would buy a wig)
... any hairmetal dude, at all, ever, period.
... anything that involves character
So far, she has approved my idea of being Ozzy.
Sometimes, I do not even understand myself. Why do I want to be Ozzy for Halloween? Or Lemmy? Or any of these things?
I've also considered being a vampire, only because I like any excuse to wear fangs (and I do genuinely need an excuse, I'm not quite cool enough to just like, wear fangs to the grocery store because I WANT to).
Medusa, but there is always a Medusa, and I don't want to be second-best Medusa.
Last year, I was a superhero that I invented, mostly because I was at work until 1:30 AM, and needed something quickquick.
The year before that, I was one half of a murder-suicide lounge-act (there was an elaborate backstory. Basically, the ex and I had no time to prepare costumes, so we put on some snazzy outfits and painted ourselves dead)
I was sick the year before that
Other stupid costumes have involved a zombie nurse (duhh... but my costume/props were actually good. Someone found my blood filled syringe - dropped it! - and FLIPPED out. Poor busboy), and a retro zombie (do we see a pattern?) with my heart torn out. I don't know why.
I'm better at dressing up for random costume parties and stuff-- I've been all kinds of nymphs, ghostie thingies, and anything that could possibly involve wearing elf ears.
IDEAS? ADVICE? If you give me an amazing idea, and I actually use it, I'll.. uh... I don't know. Take an awesome picture in costume and send it to you? I guess that isn't really exciting.
And I really, really, really need one.
Shaine and I have been discussing my ideas at length.
So far, she has told me I can not be...
... Lemmy (apparently, a MALE friend of hers is already doing this. Damn)
... Dio
... Vince Neil (even though I said I would buy a wig)
... any hairmetal dude, at all, ever, period.
... anything that involves character
So far, she has approved my idea of being Ozzy.
Sometimes, I do not even understand myself. Why do I want to be Ozzy for Halloween? Or Lemmy? Or any of these things?
I've also considered being a vampire, only because I like any excuse to wear fangs (and I do genuinely need an excuse, I'm not quite cool enough to just like, wear fangs to the grocery store because I WANT to).
Medusa, but there is always a Medusa, and I don't want to be second-best Medusa.
Last year, I was a superhero that I invented, mostly because I was at work until 1:30 AM, and needed something quickquick.
The year before that, I was one half of a murder-suicide lounge-act (there was an elaborate backstory. Basically, the ex and I had no time to prepare costumes, so we put on some snazzy outfits and painted ourselves dead)
I was sick the year before that
Other stupid costumes have involved a zombie nurse (duhh... but my costume/props were actually good. Someone found my blood filled syringe - dropped it! - and FLIPPED out. Poor busboy), and a retro zombie (do we see a pattern?) with my heart torn out. I don't know why.
I'm better at dressing up for random costume parties and stuff-- I've been all kinds of nymphs, ghostie thingies, and anything that could possibly involve wearing elf ears.
IDEAS? ADVICE? If you give me an amazing idea, and I actually use it, I'll.. uh... I don't know. Take an awesome picture in costume and send it to you? I guess that isn't really exciting.
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HA!!!
you're too SKINNY to be Vince Neil!
I know it's not quite Ozzy, but my vote is for femme fatale Rita Hayworth in Gilda: